chibird:

You’ve already gotten one checked off for ya! ;D

chibird:

You’ve already gotten one checked off for ya! ;D

(via chessieness)


renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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(via succeeding)



beardpornography:

Bearded dads are the best!

beardpornography:

Bearded dads are the best!



bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

(via thisisfunnierinfrench)


katolisismo:

merchant-shipss:

askbrit:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

This is sho sad

well this brings back shit

^^

katolisismo:

merchant-shipss:

askbrit:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

This is sho sad

well this brings back shit

^^

(via anakiinskywanker)


okkvlt:

Hanging out naked with my naked cat Roger :D 

okkvlt:

Hanging out naked with my naked cat Roger :D 

(via luriddreamer)



c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

(via anakiinskywanker)


(via jenneleven)


Guys…I’m pregnant! *every friend you’ve ever had replaces themselves with a cardboard cut out and then slowly backs away*




pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

(via mamabearwaitingforhercub)